How's this for sad... I have no cash. My daughter lost a tooth and was excited about the Tooth Fairly coming to visit her. Uh... so... I had two choices:
1) Put my credit card under her pillow
2) Put $5 worth of quarters in an envelope under her pillow.
I know $5 seems like a lot, but unfortunately the ex-fool has set a prescient with cash rewards for normal phases of the human life cycle.
Well, I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
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Jeez Not to worry, nobody wants to see naked pictures of me.
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